What, everybody doesn’t carry extra Chick-fil-A sauce in their purse for emergencies?
Waking up on Sunday morning after a night out at the bar: “Chick-fil-A would be so good right now.”
* Gets in car and drives to closest CFA
“Nooooooo, it’s Sunday! Why me? Why me?”
“I’m getting Chick-fil-A for lunch because I wanted it yesterday and they were closed because … Sunday.”
“I need to make a quick Target run on my lunch break. Just Target and back. Shouldn’t take more than 10 minutes.”
* Passes Chick-fil-A on the way
“Ooo, a spicy chicken sandwich and sweet tea would be good right now.”
“A little Hump Day Chick-fil-A never hurt anyone, y’all! Who wants to go?”
“Office potluck? No problem. I’ll bring a large Chick-fil-A nuggets tray with extra Chick-fil-A sauce.”
“I am not going to eat Chick-fil-A today, I am not going to eat Chick-fil-A today, I am not going to eat Chick-fil-A today.”
Husband calls: “Do you want Chick-fil-A for dinner? I don’t feel like cooking.”
“Yes, actually, I do.”
“Well, better eat Chick-Fil-A today since they’re closed on Sunday, and I almost always want CFA on Sunday. That’s just the way it is.”
Header image from @cfastatesville on Twitter.